Almost Famous

So on Sunday, I was thinking about joining "Critical Lass" for their fashionable lady bike ride. I really wanted to go, but sadly, I was too hung over from baseball and missed the whole thing. Had I not been such a lush, I might have made the front page of the Edmonton Journal.

Girls in dresses on bikes. Awesome!

DAY 14

I hate Mondays. I know its cliche. I know its a pop song, but dammit its true.

Seriously after this weekend going to work seems almost painful. Why can't I be in a parade everyday? But no, it was back to work for me today. The only thing that cheered me up was putting on this outfit today. I took the time last night to lay out this black and white leopard print skirt from L.A.M.B and a green top from Old Navy. Cinched it at the waist with a wide stretchy belt that gives a tiny waist illusion (supposedly). It really does make for easier mornings when you plan your clothes the night before....(oh great, another thing my mother was right about).

This skirt rocks! And what it does to my ass, sweet lord I can barely handle it. It hits all the right curves and gives me a sweet high water booty! I feel powerful in this skirt, and trust me I need all the power I can muster this Monday morning.

So yes, I own three L.A.M.B skirts and maybe thats excessive, but Im telling you what I paid for all three on sale was still less than buying one of them at full price. Trust me, I do not pay full retail, EVER. Twice a year, Holt Renfrew has massive clearance sales..... and thats the only time I can afford to shop there. I dont even think they carry Ms. Stefani's clothes there anymore, but whatever, I loved her line... all three are cut in a similar way with this retro '50's flair, knee length pencil skirts with back kick pleat & side zippers.... and seams designed to show off the ASSets.....